影片描述一位出版社编辑在火车上遇见一名精神科医师，两人各自分享离奇经历，故事尚未说完，医生却消失无踪，一则比一则怪诞的故事开始展开。

　　巴黎，一个小混混安德烈（加梅勒•杜布兹 Jamel Debbouze 饰）因走投无路准备跳河时，他赫然发现了一位金发美女也正在跳河。安德烈奋不顾身的救起了这位同病相怜的美女――安吉尔（丽•拉丝姆森 Rie Rasmussen饰）。　　安德烈在高挑美丽的安吉尔面前感到自惭形秽，但安吉尔认定是安德烈救了她，所以她属于安德烈，她要帮安德烈开心起来。当追讨欠债的黑老大捉走了安德烈，安吉尔帮助他脱离险境；当安德烈无钱还债时，安吉尔卖身替安德烈还了钱。　　安德烈看到安吉尔为自己做的事，感到又羞又气，他彻底爱上了安吉尔。最终，在安吉尔的鼓励下，安德烈对她说出了“我爱你”，其实，也对他自己。　　最终，安吉尔向安德烈坦白了自己是来帮助他的天使，是时候要走了……

[影片讲述了单亲妈妈纳韦尔女士因为儿子保罗被人设计而遭到威胁，被胁迫帮助窃贼盗取宝石的故事。最终纳韦尔女士急中生智，以假乱真，没有让盗贼得逞，而是自己带着真的宝石离开寻找新生活。]

　　St. Jude Square is a neighborhood living in fear and despair. The dueling gangs of local kingpins Dash and Antuan terrorize the streets and the citizens live without a shred of hope... until mysterious stranger Ryan Hong (Cung Le) arrives in town. He begins to play one gang against the other using his unparalleled martial arts skills, and by calling on the teachings of his brilliant mentor Tiano (Jean-Claude Van Damme) to find the strength to battle back. However, just as he begins to bring the community under control, Hong is confronted by Mr. V, the town's ruthless and corrupt police chief. At first Mr. V is impressed by Hong's skill, but soon sees Hong as a threat to his regime, and the two warriors are locked in a head-to-head battle, pitting the fear and corruption of Mr. V's regime versus the new beginning Hong represents for the people of St. Jude Square.